The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It did indeed suck though operating said machinery and Dazza hid at the back of the garden from it (kinda coz I wouldnt let him use it less he hurt himself)
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I got to play with some power tools this weekend as well. The wife had me build a giant (24x24 inch) serving tray to put on our ottoman/coffee table. We could never find one big enough at any home store so she said "build it!", so I did.
ddvmor wrote: Er... you do know that one of Copper's chimps seems to have invaded your house, don't you?
Yes, that is tootsie, the wife's childhood stuffed animal friend. It used to look girlie, it had a flower by its ear. The dog ripped it off one day. She (the dog) used to like to drag tootsie all around the house, sometimes hump it. We had to put a stop to that.
Damo_daly wrote: You can't beat the still-saw though, how cool are they?!! I Built a patio and retaining wall a couple of months ago and had to get one, superb!
Whats a "still-saw"? This may be a language thing, post a picture.
I can't even do a google image search at work anymore. The Network manager decided to go on a Power Trip and severely restrict internet content for everyone. No more Yahoo Games for me at lunch. It sucks. I am lucky I can still get here and UA.
