The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well if its cookies you want, then straight-out-of-the-oven-so-you-practically-have-to-eat-it-with-a-spoon-tollhouse are the winners. And lindser tarts with extra raspberry goodness in the middle come a close second. I don't eat pancakes... but I do eat a microwavable muffin that tastes like strawberry pancakes :)-- Edited by Andromeda at 23:06, 2005-08-18
Lindser Tarts... new a girl like that once...
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