The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
If it's not witheld, there's a very good chance that googling will tell you which company it is. Then you can ghoogle for their CEO's name and then you can send him a blistering email - or even better, an actual paper letter that you have infected with your leprosy, so his fingers go scabby and drop off!
In my experience when you google dodgy numbers that have called you all it leads you to is websites full of people saying "I had a dodgy call from this number".
'Tis shingles I have! Am past the infectious stage & my fingers are certainly still intact.