The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Does your computer ever crash for no reason at all? Apparently it's beacuse you emanate bad vibes!
I can actually vouch for this phenomenon. Whenever Vic used to use my laptop, it would freeze up and die. Very rarely happened to me. Now I know... she sent out evil computer vives! Mua ha ha ha ha!
My mom is cursed like that - she has yet to come near a piece of electronic equipment (Computer, VCR, DVD player, etc) that has not had some sort of serious malfunction after she's gone near it.
I've watched her too - I thought maybe she was doing something stupid - but she just sat down - started to type in a URL to something - and the computer bluescreened.
I've watched her too - I thought maybe she was doing something stupid - but she just sat down - started to type in a URL to something - and the computer bluescreened.
Argh, classic Windows bollox! Seen this one myself, blue screen of death to be sure, beware.