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ddvmor


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The JDK's official holiday countdown thread!
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I thought you should all know that in 7 days I will be on my summer holidays! No work for nearly 2 weeks! Frickin' YEAH!

Of course in the land of Jammie Dodgers, when the JDK is on holiday, YOU are on holiday! You're most welcome!

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I haven't decided whether to go on vacation or not this year...It's kind of hard to when you don't have a job...But I just bought another car, so I probably should go somewhere...confuse...Ben

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I'm still trying to figure out when you actually *work* ;)

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Aodan wrote:

I'm still trying to figure out when you actually *work* ;)



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Ahem...sorry JDK. <hangs head in shame>

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Well on Monday I got up at 3:45am to catch a train to London to do some work - got home at about 6pm in the end. And then on Tuesday (my day off which was moved from friday because there was too much work) I spent 12 hours hunched in front of a computer screen at home doing some work. And then on Wednesday I was in the office working from about 7am to about 5.30 with no lunch break and Thursday was a short day - only working from 7 til 4:30. Today was booked off as holiday cos I had to come to Liverpool for a wedding.

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So from midnight to 3:45AM Monday; 6PM Monday to midnight Monday; 12 whole hours on Tuesday; Wednesday midnight to 7AM; 5:30PM Wednesday to 7AM Thursday and all this time since 4:30PM Thursday you've done absolutely no work and you have the audacity to want a vacation?...Ye Gads, the brass of some people...

At least I deserved my retirement...relax.gif...Ben

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<3

I'm just jealous.

bawl

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Sorry, Ben. It's not the good old days.

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Sorry, Ben. It's not the good old days.


<sigh>...

 



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This is my last day at work. Woohoo...

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I'm about to drive to the seaside everybody! Woohoo!

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Ooh, I've not been to the seaside since yesterday morning! That's quite a long time for me. Have fun!

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So far i've seen the sea and got rained on.

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The classic ingredients for a British seaside holiday!

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soooooo...if you are actually IN the sea, does it really matter if it's raining????

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Knot so much.

(that was actually a typo but turned out to be a passable ocean-going pun, so I decided to leave it)

Anyway, I know you're all on the edges of your seats wanting to know what I've been up to this week. Although the details are classified, I can confirm that there were at least three distinct beaches, a number of castles, two curries and a whole bunch of awesome old friends that I haven't seen in over a decade. Woohoo!

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and a whole bunch of awesome old friends that I haven't seen in over a decade. Woohoo!


So they weren't as well hidden as they thought, huh?...bawl...Ben

 



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Truckman wrote:

ddvmor wrote:

and a whole bunch of awesome old friends that I haven't seen in over a decade. Woohoo!


So they weren't as well hidden as they thought, huh?...bawl...Ben

 


hehehehe

 



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I'm back at work now. Bleh.

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It's no better today.

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ddvmor wrote:

It's no better today.


Chin up, buckaroo...I'm sure things will look better tomorrow afternoon...smile...Ben

 



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Hah. So my boss told me off for not booking enough holiday so far this year. I still have 18 days left to take before the end of December, so I've been booking it right left and centre!

With this in mind, I have tomorrow and Monday off work! Have a nice weekend, suckers! He he he!

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ddvmor wrote:

With this in mind, I have tomorrow and Monday off work! Have a nice weekend, suckers! He he he!


Which means you have to go back to work Tuesday...Have a nice work week, sucker, while I continue to enjoy retirement...relax.gif...Ben

 



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Damn you.

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ddvmor wrote:

evileye.gif Damn you.


I get that a lot...

 



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ddvmor


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I expect you feel real damn smug now I'm back in the office today!

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Welcome back dude -

I will be admonishing one of my team for taking almost all of their holiday between April and September this year - ropey planning and leaves my team over stretched during the summer - she wont be doing that next year !

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ddvmor wrote:

I expect you feel real damn smug now I'm back in the office today!


What's an "office"?...hmm...Ben

 



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JonnyStead wrote:

Welcome back dude -

I will be admonishing one of my team for taking almost all of their holiday between April and September this year - ropey planning and leaves my team over stretched during the summer - she wont be doing that next year !



Isn't that at least 50% her boss' fault for agreeing it? :confused

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ddvmor wrote:

I expect you feel real damn smug now I'm back in the office today!


What's an "office"?...hmm...Ben

 



Place of employment. (note how I carefully avoided the word 'work', there?) It's been a while for you, but you must remember...

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