The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I love how the number of pirates goes from 400 to 17 in the year 2000. Such an arbitrary number. Like the rounded the all in a room and sounded off 1 to 17.
I'm a bleeding-heart environmentalist nutter and I want to save the world by increasing the pirate population whether they want to be increased or not!
Yaaaarrrr ye slimey land lubber me and the misses "pooky the pirate" are on the case yaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr, well that's to say little swarthy pirate's may appear once we are both ready for em yaaaarrrrrgh
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM
* Flimsy moral standards. * Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU. * Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
