The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The first one started at 8am and the last finishes at 5.30 - I am back to back all day - just starting a couple late so I have time to run to the loo. Someone had to go get me some lunch.
I'm in a meeting right now - thankfully, my bit is done... but still I have to listen...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Most of the meetings I remember involved sitting in a large conference room watching my boss blahblahblah at the teleconference speaker in the middle of the table. Rarely did I participate, but it was "vital" that I be there. To watch him talk at a box on a table.