Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
The Jammie Dodger Bored Board -> JDBB -> The Jammie Dodger Bored Board -> I'm so depressed...
Post Info TOPIC: I'm so depressed...
ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




Status: Offline
Posts: 12736
Date: Jun 28, 2010
I'm so depressed...
Permalink  

...here I am... brain the size of a planet...

Anyway. That said, according to this site, I am 'mildly depressed': I scored 22.

Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a mild to moderate depressive disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, you may want to look into seeking further consultation with a trained mental health professional if you are experiencing any difficulties in daily functioning or if you'd like a more in-depth answer.

Now i would argue that what I actually am is a little bit tiredy wiredy from a busy weekend and an early start, but who am I to argue with the results of a random internet quiz?

i wonder if I can scam 6 months paid leave to deal with my depression...

__________________
The King has spoken... But nobody listened.
Truckman


Old.
But wise!





Status: Offline
Posts: 1524
Date: Jun 28, 2010
Permalink  

Who came up with this garbage?...Had to be some drug company drumming up business...You appear to be experiencing some depressive symptoms which are often common amongst the general population. It is unclear as to whether you suffer these problems severely enough to need to seek further diagnosis and treatment of them. I feel depressed that I wasted the time it took to click the link...I needanother cup of coffee...insanity...Ben

__________________
"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
sha76jam


Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree


Status: Offline
Posts: 2225
Date: Jun 28, 2010
Permalink  

Hmmmm, so according to them anyone scoring over 9% may have some level of depression?!!! Maybe it should be them seeking psychiatric help?

__________________
Razzlesnarglezzvrmptzz
Aodan


Teiam Member




Status: Offline
Posts: 2078
Date: Jun 29, 2010
Permalink  

I scored a 34... hmmm maybe I should go get myself fitted for a straight jacket. weirdface.gif

__________________
*~*Mouth Breathing DVD Extra Watcher*~*
ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




Status: Offline
Posts: 12736
Date: Jun 29, 2010
Permalink  

I'm reserving you a padded cell right now!

__________________
The King has spoken... But nobody listened.
Aodan


Teiam Member




Status: Offline
Posts: 2078
Date: Jun 29, 2010
Permalink  

I'm so sleepy today, that sounds really appealing. ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

__________________
*~*Mouth Breathing DVD Extra Watcher*~*
ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




Status: Offline
Posts: 12736
Date: Jun 29, 2010
Permalink  

Weird. So am I. And catfish is totally zonked out on the sofa. We must be all be depressed together. Anyone fancy a pact?

__________________
The King has spoken... But nobody listened.
Truckman


Old.
But wise!





Status: Offline
Posts: 1524
Date: Jun 29, 2010
Permalink  

ddvmor wrote:

 Anyone fancy a pact?


Does it involve only self-directed violence or can we go on a nationwide killing spree first?...insanity...Ben

 



__________________
"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




Status: Offline
Posts: 12736
Date: Jun 29, 2010
Permalink  

I don't see why not. Lets make it international though. I can't afford the plane ticket.

__________________
The King has spoken... But nobody listened.
sha76jam


Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree


Status: Offline
Posts: 2225
Date: Jun 29, 2010
Permalink  

Why does the pact have to involve violence? Can we not just sit around eating Ben & Jerry's by the tubful?

__________________
Razzlesnarglezzvrmptzz
ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




Status: Offline
Posts: 12736
Date: Jun 30, 2010
Permalink  

We can include ice cream in the pact. Carnage and ice cream.

__________________
The King has spoken... But nobody listened.
Henglegert Rinkerdink


Sorry... I must have the wrong street.

Status: Offline
Posts: 594
Date: Jun 30, 2010
Permalink  

I hate these kinds of surveys/questionaires with a passion. Make a complete mockery of a serious problem.

That is all I have to say on the matter.

*fthhurrrpppppttt*

__________________
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




Status: Offline
Posts: 12736
Date: Jun 30, 2010
Permalink  

What about the ice cream? And the carnage? Surely you have something to say about them!

__________________
The King has spoken... But nobody listened.
Aodan


Teiam Member




Status: Offline
Posts: 2078
Date: Jun 30, 2010
Permalink  

I like ice cream. I'm undecided on carnage.

__________________
*~*Mouth Breathing DVD Extra Watcher*~*
sha76jam


Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree


Status: Offline
Posts: 2225
Date: Jun 30, 2010
Permalink  

Padded cell & ice cream for me, I'm not the carnage type.

__________________
Razzlesnarglezzvrmptzz
ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




Status: Offline
Posts: 12736
Date: Jun 30, 2010
Permalink  

Are you sure I can't tempt you with some mindless violence. Maybe against Stead?

__________________
The King has spoken... But nobody listened.
sha76jam


Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree


Status: Offline
Posts: 2225
Date: Jun 30, 2010
Permalink  

See, I reckon that if you gave the whole world access to padded cells & good quality ice cream there'd be a huge reduction in mindless violence, even against Stead. (Err, plus doesn't Stead take the whole working out thing seriously? I occasionally go for a run. Who do you think would come off better there?)

__________________
Razzlesnarglezzvrmptzz
ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




Status: Offline
Posts: 12736
Date: Jun 30, 2010
Permalink  

sha76jam wrote:
... doesn't Stead take the whole working out thing seriously? I occasionally go for a run. Who do you think would come off better there?)



hmm... Well I guess if Stead had to fight a barbell in a controlled and slightly dusty environment, I guess he'd win. To the best of my knowledge, however he is untested in a combat environment and suspect that an ill tempered puppy could probably kick his ass. An ill tempered BLIND puppy with only three legs and a bit of palsy.

__________________
The King has spoken... But nobody listened.
Aodan


Teiam Member




Status: Offline
Posts: 2078
Date: Jul 1, 2010
Permalink  

I'll leave the Stead bashing to you. Now. Where is my ice cream????

__________________
*~*Mouth Breathing DVD Extra Watcher*~*
ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




Status: Offline
Posts: 12736
Date: Jul 1, 2010
Permalink  

I think it may have escaped to another thread during the night. i knew I should have locked the doors!

__________________
The King has spoken... But nobody listened.
sha76jam


Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree


Status: Offline
Posts: 2225
Date: Jul 1, 2010
Permalink  

Seems to me the JDK's just trying to delegate the Stead bashing here (though why he can't do it himself if it's that easy...), I'm still only signing up to the padded, ice cream filled world.

__________________
Razzlesnarglezzvrmptzz
Henglegert Rinkerdink


Sorry... I must have the wrong street.

Status: Offline
Posts: 594
Date: Jul 1, 2010
Permalink  

ddvmor wrote:

What about the ice cream? And the carnage? Surely you have something to say about them!



Well, I do like a good bit of carnage, it's true ...



__________________
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




Status: Offline
Posts: 12736
Date: Jul 1, 2010
Permalink  

sha76jam wrote:

Seems to me the JDK's just trying to delegate the Stead bashing here (though why he can't do it himself if it's that easy...)



I would, but the tears and the pleading keep putting me off...

__________________
The King has spoken... But nobody listened.
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
The Jammie Dodger Bored Board -> JDBB -> The Jammie Dodger Bored Board -> I'm so depressed...
Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse 		Powered by ActiveBoard