The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Your fairy is called Oak Goblinfly She is a bringer of riches and wealth
She lives in forests of oak and lime trees
She is only seen at midday under a quiet, cloudless sky
Er...
Goblin again, eh? interesting...
It also says in the small print at the bottom that she is a slutty porn queen who has starred in many european movies and had her own gobinny website...
Copper and I are very similar Your fairy is called Field Reedwand
She is a panpipe player and enchantment singer
She lives in fields where wild flowers and poppies grow
She is only seen when the seer holds a four-leafed clover They are just seen at different times. Mine seems rare, you need to find a four-leafed clover first. I guess that means my fairy is also a leprechaun