The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Don't be so quick to pooh-pooh the awesome power of the synchronised stimuli from mechanoreceptors in the lower extremities increasing activity in cerebellothalamo-cortico-cerebellar loops through their action on NMDA-receptors.
It's got so many made-up words in it, it must be true. MUST be, I tell you!