The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night and not be afraid for their lives. I believe that a woman has the right to choose what happens to her body without suffering the judgement of the conservative right. And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like without being treated like dirt. And I believe we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic as the measure of a woman's worth. I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects.
Ermm, though your sentiments are indeed honourable, I do have to ask if there's a punchline? Or at the very least if you are actually going to confess?
I do have to ask if there's a punchline? Or at the very least if you are actually going to confess?
I await the same...And while waiting I'll point out that women and men should share those same rights...I see no reason to discriminate against men by suggesting one sex should have special rights denied another, doing so suggests one sex has inherent weaknesses that can't be overcome...This leads to overbalances in favor of one over the other as has been done in the quest for racial equality...Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Treating women like objects is an evolutionary imperative - in the same way as men are treated like objects for instance the way women go all gooey over Brad Pitt etc.
We have millions of years of evolutionary development to adhere to - and being PC isnt going to change it.
Having said that the anti-abortionist lot can get stuffed....
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
So you mainly wanted to tell us that you're a boob obsessed monkey in shoes, but you had to get someone else to do it for you?
