The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I havent been about the past few days cuz i was assulted at the weekend - got staples in my head and everything so im not at work and as i got no interweb at home im not gonna be about for a bit - just let the guys know.
im ok just a bit shakey and ive got a sore head but i should be back next week sometime.
take it easy mate
Joe
Gotta be extra special nice to him when he gets back.
P.S. Katie - what have I told you about assaulting people in the botanical gardens?
Im ok now, well i still have a sore head - got my staples out on friday and it is still quite painful to say the least
And it was the nite after the date (which went well i might add )
But the have been informed and im getting the form for my claim later so this time next year and i gotta go see a psychatrickerist as well just to sort stuff out
Im only back for a little bit mind - cuz i work contract if im not in i dont get cash, and although i can work from home for a bit I do have to call in and get stuff sorted out from time to time (like check emails and here and stuff) but i will just be taking it easy this week - normal service probably wont be resumed til after easter sometime
And now im off home for some painkillers and to watch a dvd