The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
There must be something wrong with my internet connection...All I got was the sound of some heavily-accented men chanting jibberish...Chances are they all have crooked teeth, too......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
INFERENCE. A conclusion drawn by reason from premises established by proof. 2. It is the province of the judge who is to decide upon the facts to draw the inference. When the facts are submitted to the court, the judges draw the inference; when they are to be ascertained by a jury, it is their duty to do so. The witness is not permitted as a general rule to draw an inference, and testify that to the court or jury. It is his duty to state the facts simply as they occurred. Inferences differ from presumptions. (q.v.)
I win the bet, you did look at a dictionary once...Your challenge for this week is: Provide misspellings for the following list of commonly misspelled words and use them correctly in a sentence...Note: Replacing "z" with "s" does not count (i.e. "organise") because people living on large Atlantic islands tend to think that is correct)...