The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It is so anoying when they do that, but it's always bin a battle between the computer dudes and of course dudets and the pesky users that are capable of doing serious damage without even thinking.... and all with one button click !!!!
Now look wot you've done, I was in a nice happy, content world until now...
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