The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
LONDON (AP) -- British Prime Minister Tony Blair has spent more than 1,800 pounds (US$3,130) of taxpayers' money on makeup and cosmetic artists over the past six years, according to the government.
In a written answer to Parliament, the government revealed Blair's Downing Street office had spent 1,050.22 pounds (US$1,826.66) on cosmetics for the prime minister's media appearances since 1999. In the past two years, a further 791.20 pounds (US$1,376.14) had been spent on makeup artists.
The details were released by government official Lord Bassam in a written response to a question tabled by Lord Hanningfield, a member of the main opposition Conservative Party
That's like £175 per annum. Which to me doesn't actually seem an awful lot, given that I know girls who easily spend that in a year.
Still... Tony Blair in makeup brings some nasty, nasty images to mind...
Susan wrote: Whereas Eddie Izzard in make-up is just soooo right.
Oh Absolutely
I have to say I was quite disappointed when I went to his DVD signing a few years back - he was feeling butch that day I guess and wore jeans, a black t-shirt, and a blazer.. and he had a beard.
He was still fabulous - but I wished I could see him FAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS
