The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I've read through a lot of posts on this bored board, and so far I haven't come accross a serious thread, so I thought I'd be the first (and probrably the last). Since I know that most of you here are Access Guru types, or programmers of some sort I thought I'd ask if anyone here knows of a good resource for Win32 API Functions. I know how to convert VC++ code to VBA, but that's no good if I dont know what API functions there are, so I need some sort of reference that lists API functions and what their use is.
Hope I haven't crossed the line here (don't think I've broke any rules)
Tell ya wot, a free jammie to anyone that answers
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
Did someone just speak? I'm sure I heard someone ask a question? Nope, must have been mistaken. Someone's belly grumbling most probably from lack of a decent JD breakfast. Talking of breakfast. Mmmmmm.......
I'm no expert on the subject (I'm only an expert on one subject and this ain't it!), but you could take a look at the following forums that might help:
P.S. Please accept my apologies for the inappropriate breakfast related comments by our Jammie Colleague. It is a bit ambitions asking such a serious question first thing in the morning!
Sorry DD. I don't know why you invited me to join in the first place really.
I have no programming experience, no funny hyperlinks to impart, no witty retorts to make, no eloquent repartee.
It was probably just to keep me occupied so I wouldn't keep pestering working friends, spread the load, you know. <imagine a smiley thumb being hit on the head with a hammer>
I dunno. No one round here appreciates me. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and all you think I'm good for is badger-fancying.
I'll have you know that I'm far too cunning to come up with a predictable response like that. I'm so cunning, in fact, that you could put a tail on me and call me a weasel! I'm as cunning as a fox that has a degree in cunning and has just been asked to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.