The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
We wuz bein' chivralous, Lite. You should be pleased that we have such high regards for you!
Anyways... the levels were all wrong for the one Lite wanted to do and she wouldn't have been able to join us on the higher one, cos she was... too high! And too low. At the same time. Amazing, innit. So we elected to play with Lite rather than the anal guy.
Indeed. It seems that Santa has revived an old post to make his apology. I'm not even sure what he's apologising about, but I'm sure it was very very bad.