The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Warning bells are suddenly going off in my head as my mind tries to answer that question...I suddenly have visions of Rhesus monkeys making love to regulation NFL footballs...Somebody make the pain go away!......Ben
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