The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
i know this article's a month old, but I only came across it today. About half way down it says:
[David]Davis believes that when confronted by apparently intractable problems, governments resort without thinking to freedom-threatening technology. "The science fiction writer Robert Heinlein said: 'To a primitive people advanced technology looks like magic.' And let's face it, there are few more primitive people than government ministers. Governments start with all the problems they don't have answers to – terrorism or crime or welfare fraud – and they make a grab at technology – DNA databases or surveillance cameras – and they don't care about the effect on individual freedom"
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! The man should be executed for his crimes against literature! Politicians, especially Tory ones, shouldn't be allowed to (mis)quote classic sci fi like this!
I have two words and an initial for you David: ARTHUR C. CLARKE!