The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So, I never got the point of Facebook until I read this:
Go to your profile page and scroll all the way to the very bottom. On the bottom left corner in little blue letters, click "English: Uk" When the language selection appears, click "English:Pirate". It's in the first column. Then watch what happens, it's very amusing!