The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Welcome to www.homophobiaday.orgThe International Day Against Homophobia, held on May 17 every year, is a rallying event offering an opportunity for people to get together and reach out to one another. Fondation Émergence promotes, mainly on a pan-Canadian level, the International Day Against Homophobia and encourages organisations and individuals to highlight this event in their environment. Find out more That's right. Today is a national day of intolerance of people who are afraid of Gays! If you have a friend who is scared of gays, you must shun, bully or otherwise discriminate against them. If you're really comitted to the cause, you will perform a hate crime against your gay-fearing freind!
Next week we will be celebrating the International Day against Arachnophobia, when we will force all the people who are scared of spiders to sit at the back of the bus!
-- Edited by ddvmor on Monday 17th of May 2010 07:09:23 AM
Things are things - mostly nothing to worry about, apart from the things that are I suppose... but these are just things - rather than the other things... or things....
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
You just have to be careful on pronunciation; I deliberately put the hyphen in to emphasise the split of the syllables. (Yes, I do know that's not the official purpose of a hyphen)
I would probably not go on facebook trying to promote that word... some people might take offense and have you a$$ banned - like the A$$Banners - you have to watch those...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson