The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Desperate man in electronics store toilet tweets for papernaika_tei is a Twitter user and anime song DJ in Tokyo. Last week, he found himself stranded in the third floor toilet of an electronics store in Akihabara with a soiled ass and no toilet paper. So he sent out this tweet: "[Urgently needed] toilet paper in the 3rd floor toilet of Akiba Yodobashi." Five minutes later, he sent another desperate tweet.
18 minutes later, he sends another tweet saying: "The toilet paper arrived safely! Thank you very much!" Hooray for helpful Twitter followers!
-- Edited by ddvmor on Thursday 13th of May 2010 08:54:56 PM
I've never read a Twitter page in my life...That sounds more boring than listening to a golf game on the radio...I did, however, look at my Facebook page yesterday and noticed where Aodan wished me happy birthday in January (thanks Jackie)...
You may now return to reading about each other's fascinating lives......Ben
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