The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You need to invite Me and Andromeda and Susan and Stead and Copper and Sharon and Nate and Aodan and Brian and Kevin and Santa and... oh sod it... everyone on this page. Including Hyperkid, because he's obviously cool. In fact... you could just marry him instead. It'd be nice! You could talk about football and VBulletin on your honeymoon.