The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
If you go here, you can purchase loads of really... er... cool and overpriced stuff with the JDBB logo on. I myself have just ordered one of the nicest mugs I've ever seen!
I've set the commission level at 0%, so you don't need to worry about me making money off y'all!