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ddvmor


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Saw this load of old twaddle on the Beeb the other night.  By completing the questionnaire, you can determine your 'real' age.


My results:


Your 'real age' is: 28.4, but you could be younger!
Your age is: 29.3
Difference: -0.9

Amazing.  Tells me a lot.  Um...
 
And apparently my weight is slightly higher than ideal.  And I should floss more.  Hmmm.  Someone else told me that at the weekend too.   

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Your 'real age' is:32.9, but you could be younger!
Your age is:34.7
Difference:-1.8

My weight is 'right on target'.
And apparently I should 'continue not to smoke'.  I don't need anyone to tell me that!


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JonnyStead


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Your age is 32


Your real age is 32


We were bored and needed a new 'test the nation' type program


We dont have a creative bone in our bodies and like to churn formats...



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i got bored when they started asking confusing questions where i actually had to put some effort into figuring it out

so who knoooows

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ddvmor


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My mother insisted on whatching the entire thing on TV the other night.  It hurt so bad that I bled out of my eyes a little.


Well... what I thought was... I shouldn't have had to suffer alone.  So I decided to share with you all.  Mua ha ha ha ha!



-- Edited by ddvmor at 17:36, 2005-07-18

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That was too long, but I survived, and am right on target.




Your 'real age' is: 28.8
Your age is: 28.9




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Copper


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I adore pointless yet indulgent self-analysis tools like this - bring 'em on!


My 'real age': 26.5


My age: 27.5


Seems that having a couple of cute kitties balances out the wine guzzling and late nights - joy!




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ddvmor


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Copper wrote:

I adore pointless yet indulgent self-analysis tools like this - bring 'em on!

 


From a scientist?  No way!



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JonnyStead


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That was me by the way - I was logged in as DD for some crazy reason - which is mostly that I am using his laptop until he makes me some cottage pie which had better be great... better be...

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sha76jam


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What happened to the veg chilli?

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ddvmor


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Tomorrow night, Shaz.  Don't you pay attention?

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sha76jam


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Nope!

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Real Age: 30


Actual Age 30 (- 8 days)


dammit



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JonnyStead


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Thats so cool - you get to go on a week long bender for free! - I'll come... bring beer!

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Who's going for free?

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For entertainment purposes only!


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JonnyStead wrote:

Thats so cool - you get to go on a week long bender for free! - I'll come... bring beer!


But surely I risk my Real Age shooting up to 35 or so if I use my 'free' week in such a way?



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Copper


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My dentist just told me that my teeth don't seem like 27yr old teeth.  Healthy teenage teeth, apparently.




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ddvmor


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Yeth.

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Copper


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Nothing wrong with my lithp.




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ddvmor


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Never thaid you did.  You're jutht overly thuthpithious.


(God that last word was hard to type!)



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Copper wrote:

My dentist just told me that my teeth don't seem like 27yr old teeth.  Healthy teenage teeth, apparently.
Does that mean they've got lumps of metal glued to them all, held together with barbed wire?

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Nope. Just means they are healthy and sparkly with not a touch of decay.




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Susan


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Oooh, shiny...

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