The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
hmm, very fun.. altho this list is slightly out of date your highness, firstly your absence *cough*, and secondly the absence of the 5 walton heirs - check it out
altho john walton died recently i'm sure they'd all swap all the money they have to have him back
Yes Darren your list is very dated. It still lists Bill Gates at around 90 Billion. That was in the Windows 98 days. Now it is somewhere around 46 Billion. I am sure that is directly related to the decline in value of MS stock. Buffent has made up some ground and is only a few Billion back now.
Apparantly there was some guy in Russia (or somewhere equally grim - like france) in the medieval days that in real terms was the richest man in history being worth 100 times that of Mr Gates -
He lost it all on a bet though... not really.
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I think John D. Rockefeller was supposed to be richer than Gates as well if you adjust for inflation and for the size of the US economy in his day. An estimate was done in 2001 that would put his wealth at 200 Billion.
I've just done a few sums, and if you take lots of other stuff into account and adjust for the fact that I have no money at all, I think you'll find that in pretent terms, I am in fact the richest small furry marsupial in Outer Mongolia.
Similar calculations place Stead as the richest ballerina in Copper's fridge.
Slim... unless of course we factor in this and take account of this and... er... multiply this by this like this and take the square root of... Ahah! I'm pleased to announce that Sharon is the richest badger in Havant... oh... That's not quite right...
so one of billy's friends is interning for microsoft this summer and is going to bill gates' house for a party this evening. that to me, is just surreal.