The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Wouldn't testing astronauts be just as effective? And likely to provide more accurate results?
Course - I'm not entirely sure as to the purpose of the test - yes to test the effects - but how often would you send it up there without - you know - the producer of said samples?
Hmm. One assumes that you had in fact just taken a sip of coffee rather than being subject to some sort of spontaneous coffee materialisation in your nasal passages.
The 'in space' part is, of course the most important. An experiment ain't worth doing if you can't do it in space. Oh no. After all, a simple eperiment to see if coffee can spontaneously materialise up someone's nose won't be taken seriously because it just ain't expensive enough. But you launch that nose into space... and now you have something special. Something earth-shattering. Suddenly it matters whether or not coffee can spontaneously materialise up someone's nose... in a zero gravity environment.
