The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Under no circumstances should you look at the site detailed below. Furthermore, if you wish to avoid serious mental scarring and permanent brain damage you should not FOR ANY REASON download the trailer.
I'm sory - I looked - I'm now off to book time with the most expensive counsellor I can find..... you know this site might explain why so many people in the US are unemployed.....
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson