The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
My dad is getting re-married on the 30th - and I'm not sure what an appropriate wedding gift would be. My normal procedure is house-type gift for the bridal shower/engagement and then cash for the wedding - but somehow giving cash isn't really appropriate in this case.
Any ideas out there on what would be a nice tasteful, sentimental-make-him-cry kind of gift?
I'm totally stuck - I've never had a parent remarry before - and most of the people I know haven't either..
Nah my dad's a big sentimental mushhead like I am.
He has kept every greeting card I've ever given him. All of them.
He cried at my wedding - he cried driving us to the airport for our honeymoon - cries while looking at the photo album - cried when he found out about his soon to be grandchild - my dad is a walking hallmark commercial.
Yet surprisingly, he's incredibly intimidating to a lot of people. He kind of looks like a mean Mr. Clean with enough tattoos to look like a tattoo artist's flash cards.