The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
At the 3rd attempt to become my facebook friend, my ex-husband has sent the message:
Subject: you not want me as a friend then! Hello, would be nice to get in touch, would like to hear from you.
Intelligent, no? So...... how do I reply before blocking him? Currently thinking of ponting out that friendship takes more than a couple of clicks of the mouse, but all potentially cutting, sarcastic and/or insulting responses will be considered!
"A wise man once told me that you should make friends with those you respect and aspire to be like. With that in mind, I understand why you want to be my friends with me, and in turn you should understand why I dont to be friends with you"
Will that do it?
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Oooh. How about this... Send us his details and we'll all make friends with him on facebook. Then we can post lots of moany whingy stuff about crappy ex husbands until he has a nervous breakdown and/or gets the hint. Lets face it, if he's dumb enough to accept us lot as friends, then he deserves all he gets!
Stead, I love that! It fits the situation perfectly, whether or not he'd actually understand it could be an issue though.
Did you get the message across to him or do I need to come over there and make him tell all his friends that he got his butt kicked by an old man?......Ben
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Ben, he's really not worth the effort! I ended up going with a brief & dismissive "Thanks for the friend requests but not really something that interests me.". Not sure if he'll pick up on the implied "you're" between the but & the not, but nevermind.
Ah yes. Followed up by posting immediately after you whenever you post something! Eventually, you will be worn down by his charm and wit and will gratefully accept his friend request.
Grrrrrr! Apparently the message somehow failed to get through. Have just received a friend request on Friends Reunited! It did at least prompt me to get round to deleting my account there. Well, that leaves here, a couple of other forums & LinkedIn. JDK, you'd best be careful if you get any dodgy looking applications for new JDBBers - we might need a vetting process!