The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well I don't know Devon from Exeter from Guam - but honestly...
She didn't even have a REASON for doing it - that's what gets me... Either she's extremely psychotic - which I woudln't doubt, or there is something seriously heavy going on over there...