The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Grr. Had to wait until this morning to call the company but all the technicians were on the phone. Still waiting for that callback! Come on Cube. You were supposed to be GOOD!
I called them back at 5pm to be told that they'd been in a meeting all afternoon and won't be able to talk to me until tomorrow. It's gonna have to be first thing as I'm heading up to Nottingham at lunchtime.
I dont feel bad because I'm awesome, but if I werent (awesome) I would feel bad for the recommendation, though they were great with me and Bezzy's - but I dont... because of the awesome... and so on...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
every dictionary that counts wrote:awe·some [aw-suhm] Show IPA –adjective 1. inspiring awe: an awesome sight. 2. showing or characterized by awe. 3. Slang. very impressive: That new white convertible is totally awesome. 4. Antonym: Stead
I'm a big believer in giving people to correct their mistakes. Companies are, after all, staffed by human beings who are prone to errors every now and again. Obviously, I'd prefer it if they got it right first time, but to me the best measure of a company's customer service is how they deal with a problem when it arises.
In this case, it's annoying because they've been given the opportunity to put it right and they just haven't taken it. I actually e-mailed them at the weekend to tell them that the product they'd sent me was not working, but they chose not to get in touch. I had to give them a call at lunchtime.
I know that the upshot is going to be that I put it back in the box and send it back to them, which we could have established at 9am this morning without my needing to stay in all day waiting for a call from their technical support people which was never going to come.
They now say I'm gonna get a call between 9 and 9.30 tomorrow morning and the conversation (assuming it ever happens) is gonna go something like this:
Tech Support: Good morning sir. First up, plug the computer in and press the power button. JDK: Okay. Done that. Tech Support: Right. What happened? JDK: Nothing. Tech Support: Oh. You'd better send it back to us then...
awe·some [aw-suhm] Show IPA adjective 1. inspiring awe: an awesome sight. 2. showing or characterized by awe. 3. Slang. very impressive: That new white convertible is totally awesome. 4. Antonym: Stead
I'm delicate you know, very easily hurt... you hurt me all the time and you dont seem to care - how do you expect me to feel !!!!!?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
All good answers, but I was leaning toward not paying her. This is why I don't have a night job in a comedy club. I'll just go back to my corner now.....
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!
