The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yeah. then someone posts a tune and we all post pictures of ourselves dancing to it. Then someone posts a, embarrasing drunken rant. Then we have an awkward silence until he leaves and someone else posts a tune and we all post about how much better the party is now that Stead has left.
Did I say Stead? I meant the hypothetical ranter. Sorry!