The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
My boss is off today, ive done nothing to fill in application forms all day, ive just noticed the topic icon things at the top of this page Darren
Ive got a date tonite , tomorrow is saturday and Ireland are going to whip the scots at rugby, thus winning the triple crown and six nations in one go Hang on i let all you english people (and Kate ) off lightly when we beats youseuns at Twickenham
Life doesnt get much better than this (It probably does but at the minute my priorities are pretty low )
Next concert we have music from Harry Potter & ET. Unfortunately people seem to dissagree with my view that no movie music concert is complete without either Star Wars or Indiana Jones!
Darren
, tomorrow is saturday and Ireland are going to whip the scots at rugby, thus winning the triple crown and six nations in one go 
Hang on i let all you english people (and Kate 
) off lightly when we beats youseuns at Twickenham 
)
