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JonnyStead


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How this even got into court is beyond me -


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4649987.stm


 



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ddvmor


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Oh God.


I thought Russians would be above this sort of thing.


Nice objective reporting by the Beeb there, though: 


So Ms Marina's claims to be experiencing "a moral trauma" - which only a payment of $300m (252m euros; £170m) can put right


You can feel the sarcasm dripping from the sentence.  heh.



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Now.  Let's have a look at this.


A few posts ago you were moaning about the very same thing - terribly concerned about the comet being knocked off it's stellar pathway and propelled towards Bristol.  Now you mock?




-- Edited by Copper at 10:18, 2005-07-06

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Two points to be made in response to that:


1. I ain't sueing anyone; and


2. My original post was one of toungue in cheek irony.


But apart from that, I'm sure you're absolutely right.



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ddvmor wrote:

My original post was one of toungue in cheek irony.

Really?  Sure?


"There's this comet, you see. The plan is this: They're going to take a space-ship and crash into the comet to see what happens.  Am I alone in thinking that this can't exactly be clever.  How many disaster movies have we seen involving comets or huge meteors?  As if that wasn't bad enough, the ship is called 'Deep Impact'."




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Yup.


Positive.



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So Ms Marina's claims to be experiencing "a moral trauma" - which only a payment of $300m (252m euros; £170m) can put right.

There's very, very little in my life that $300m would not fix.

I have to be honest - I'm surprised that didn't come from over here. That's just the kind of stupid lawsuit America is famous for. How that even got to court is beyond me. I guess they're everywhere...

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JonnyStead


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Its spreading like a nasty case of genital warts...

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Erm, something you are familar with Stead?




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Then there's this:


http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2101858




Cimpean said the three players called to his wife and insulted her, and he was attacked when he told them to leave her alone. He suffered cuts on his left ear and right eyelid and bruises on both shoulders.


Since then, he said, he has had a ringing sensation in one ear, he is often depressed and feels insecure.


From bruised shoulders?!


C'mon man, I've whined less after being hit by a bloody car!!



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NateO wrote:

C'mon man, I've whined less after being hit by a bloody car!!


You really been hit by a car?  D was run over by his mate once.  Nice!



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Stead-man?


Nice.


Feeling insecure then, JDK?



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Nah.  Wasn't Stead, it was years ago apparently.


Stead's too nice to do that.  And D would leave a huge dent in the micra's bonnet!



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If you could find the micra under him!


 



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LALALALALALA  I'm not listening LALALALALALA

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JonnyStead wrote:

If you could find the micra under him!  

Sounds like a Deep Impact, mate.



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LALALALALALALALALALALALALA

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Susan wrote:

And D would leave a huge dent in the micra's bonnet!


You boys still driving round in Micras and Skodas then?


 



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LALALALALALALALALALALA

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Oh dear


Muppets, I may sue them for giving me worries and trauma.

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Madness, I tell you.  madness

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Darren, how much did you pay Halo to change the subject?

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Changing the subject once again:  What kind of evil site are you sending us to Nate?  Came up with a pop-up (one of the proper seperate website doobbries that Google can't block) which informed me it'd be charging me $1.50 a minute!  Didn't hang around long enough to read the details, please excuse me while I go check for spyware.

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Sorry Shaz, yeah they have some hardcore popups there!


Theoretically, it shouldn't be evil, ESPN is America's 24 sports channel[s]:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ESPN


It's owned by ABC (American Broadcasting Company), which in turn is owned by Disney. Bad Disney...



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Mr Disney had some very dodgy dealings you know...

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True, I heard something about a nasty habit here and there.


And now, popups...



-- Edited by NateO at 20:25, 2005-07-08

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sha76jam


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Never did trust that Mickey Mouse...


A distant cousin of mine was apparently a spy & met Walt Disney.  Never met the cousin.



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LALALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALALALALA


oh... you've stopped.


um...


Mickey mouse sucks...


...apparently.



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