The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Just incase any of you long term members are wondering, the new influx of members isn't part of some big plot/conspiracy to overthrow the current leader
3 new members in two days is purely coincidental
I just thought I'd clear up any uncertanties anyone may have
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
That's very disappointing. I was expecting some sort of coup. Then I could rally my troops around me... either that or I'd find out their real opnion of me.
Y'all don't think I'm a tyrant or anything do you?