The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Last night, I indulged in a most enjoyable curry night with a select number of my workmates, culminating in an impromptu session in the house of one of my uberbosses...
It is with great shame that I must report that, on the return journey from Boss' house to the car, which was parked outside the Indian, we got untterly, utterly lost, eventually stumbling upon the right road by sheer luck. What should have been a 5 minute walk, turned into a 25 minute trek trhough the posh wildlands of Redland.
The map below shows, in blue, the simple route that we should have taken. in red, you will see my best estimate for the route that we did, in fact take.
The worst part of it was, as all of us drove seperately, not one of us had anything to drink that night. We got lost, whilst sober.
Used to be that pubs were only licensed 'til 11pm, unless they had a club licence. Of course now they all have 24 hour licences, but the pubs that aren't in the city centre still tend to close around 11.
