The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was going to go to Porta Rica for summer holidays this year... I really wanted to be in a tropical storm.. i though it'd be really fun Em though i was a bit insain though.
But we're going to tenereef now... oh well.. Dont think you get many storms there, but I'd really love to see one!