The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I would have to go with number one as well, its the best one - although a cup of tea (thats hot tea to you american members!) has to be present at all times
Number One here as well, although Two does have it's good points. Three can be fun but is surprisingly difficult. Four goes without saying (so I won't).
I have updated Sharon on the content of this thread, as she is our Jammie Dodger Monitor and can report her response as:
"My personal favourite is to nibble away the top layer, but only where it doesn't come into contact with the jam, repeat with the bottom layer and then eat the remainder in 1 or 2 bites, sort of similar to 1, but with a bit of 3 thrown in for good measure."