The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I have a week off coming up - the week after next, in fact. I'm trying to decide on many interesting things with which to fill it up.
Now, I'm thinking about a day in London, doing a few touristy things, cos I never have - been there loads of times on... er... business, but not for leisure. Natural History Museum. Pidgeon baiting in Trafalgar Square, wasting money on the London Eye, picketing the House of Commons and so-on.
I also have to pop down and see my mother for a couple of days . That leaves me 2 weekends either side and a couple of spare days on my tod to fill.
I'm off to the Natural History Museum today...we are presenting some work at the primate face exhibition - I will check it out and see if its worth going to see!
Other than that - I suggest you go and see those pigs Santa was on about.
. That leaves me 2 weekends either side and a couple of spare days on my tod to fill.
