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ddvmor


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So.  There are many ways to tie a tie.  More than I'd ever thought, apparently.



See.  Anyway, the knot I use isn't even here.  So, now I have a terribly important topic for discussion:


Boys: What sort of knot do you sue to tie a tie?  Your challenge is to lean a new one - one of the really complicated silly ones!


Girls:  Um...  doesn't really apply to you.  Sorry.  Unless you do wear a tie, in which case you're dressing like a man.  Why are you crossdressing, hmmm?  Weirdo.


 



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Hmmm, can't really follow any of that!

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ddvmor


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Follow the link, dude.  The diagrams are much bigger.

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Seems like I use the English tie knot. I have to invent a new "Belgian tie knot".


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-- Edited by KevinGumzmi at 08:23, 2005-06-30

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ddvmor


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What did Poirot use?


I plan to learn the Persian Tie knot on the basis that it's clearly insane.



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bonniepirateanne


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i'll have you know i can tie a tie perfectly well - thanks to 8 years of wearing one as part of my school uniform

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ddvmor


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You wore a boy's uniform?


Crossdresser!



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I think all you menfolk (and womenfolk) who are attempting these knots should submit photographic evidence of their completion.

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tend not to wear ties, I have spread an (untrue) rumour at work that if I do my neck swells up and my eyes explode, so just a suit and shirt for me. Sometimes I undo two buttons so my chest hair shows.

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Nothing better than an eyeful of chest hair to concentrate the mind at work.


Hey D, did you notice the Double tie knot I left round your bannister last night?



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