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Tickle me, Elmo!

I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!



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The 1000th post!!!!!!!


Yippee!!!! clap

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clap clap clap clap

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Does this mean we all get a free Jammie Dodger from the King?

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Tickle me, Elmo!

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Good thinking Mitch, you can come again!  All together now:
"We want a JD from the King,
We want a JD from the King..." 



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We want a JD from the King! clap

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I am the Jammie King!




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Ok.  I have instructed all of your local supermarkets to provide you each with a packet of Jammie Dodgers in exchange for a bit less than one of your English Pounds.  How generous am I?

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Tickle me, Elmo!

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We are so much in your debt, oh Lord and Master, oh bountiful and generous one, oh giver of gifts, oh shining knight, oh dragon slayer. Let me lick your boots, let me hold your ass (as in beast of burden) as you dismount
<can I stop now?>

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I am the Jammie King!




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Anyway, you may well have got the 1000th post, but it should be noted that I still personally hold about 25% of the total post count!


I obviously talk too much.  Going to bed now.


Chat amongst yourselves.



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I bow to you're superior wisdom and generosity.



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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


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I should think so too.


 


Watch those apostrophes.



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Ooops, wrong kind of you're, should have bin your

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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


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That's ok.  Just don't do it again.

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Tickle me, Elmo!

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Watch it Mitch.  You can't apostrophise in that manner in front of me - that's tantamount to blasphemy!  DD will tell you why (if he's so inclined - you can't push a man like him into something he doesn't want to do).  It's something to do with a rather cooeel Christmas present.

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Come on then DD, spil the beans!

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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


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Not gonna....

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Yeah double D, spill - you should have realised that as royalty your every move, keyboard utterance and history will be dredged up by the press and revealed for the world to see - you too Vic cuz your married to him


So what is this gift that causes such an obsession with apostrophes?



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I've got a WHOLE pack of jammies here.... all for you

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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


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You'll be disappointed...


 


 


 


ooh....jammie dodgers...mmmmmmmmmm



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