The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
...home-made biscuit - I bin bakin': Chocolate hobnobs crushed & mixed with coconut, cherries, almonds & caramel. Ok, so it's not 'real' baking, but I put the time in didn't I?
I'm gonna start on the spiced beef casserole next. Now that is proper cooking.
mmmmh, you can send joe double and he can leave the extras under a pot near the bench in the botanical gardens and i'll pick them up (so we dont have to actually 'meet' you understand ;)) hehe