The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You all know me - I'm not one for starting threads...But...
Why the hell hasnt evolution taken care of hayfever yet? It cant be that difficult - we dont all go around choking to death because of a little dust or drown when we look up in the rain?
I really do want to complain about this - I have been reduced to coming home to work because the constant nose blowing and eye itching I am going through at work makes it impossible to communicate in any form except email!
Pffff - the whole thing feels like a conspiracy to me - but by who?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I'm a bit sniffly today as well. First time this year.
I think we can place the blame for all of this evolutionary malarkey on Copp, on the basis that she keeps harping on about it. So, to summarise: It's Copp's fault you have hayfever.
Oh... and Copp... for the record - dinosaurs did exist. They were just killed off and buried by the Great Flood. You can stop reading your book now!
Hayfever is a product of our adaptation to ward off foreign material in the enviroment: we have sensitive immune systems and react to foreign proteins. Good for nasty viruses, bad for humble pollen.
Erm...I apologise to JonnySneeze on behalf of evolution for not equipping him with a **CUCUMBER** immune system that fails to recognise foreign protein.
