The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Heh. That's what you get for living close to work!
I considered going in, but when one of my colleagues reported that he had two prangs on his drive to work, I realised that my decision to visit Rennaisance Italy on my Playstation instead was the right one.