The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Funny you should bring this up today. I was just discussing China with a friend who is adopting a baby from China. Some of the things he has told me really make me wonder how they can live so radically different than us. He has been in the adoption process for 4 years and in 3 weeks its final. He has to supply "gifts" to many people involved in the process. He must supply the orphanage 3 gifts. At about 3 days old his baby was left at the foothills in a commonly used hunting path of tigers.
Anyway...sorry to get off topic
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