The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Don't know what happened but I'm KevinGumzmi and it syas here that I'm logged in as ddvmor!!!!!!!!?????????????????? I have full control over the board and administration panel.....
This is really strange guess I'll log out fast now!!!!
I have to confess that I didn't actually join Mensa. You can do all the tests and stuff for free, but you can't claim to be a member of mensa 'til you've paid em an annual subscription. Which I didn't. But the tests told me all I wanted to know. So there!
My opinion is that IQ tests are a load of old nads anyway and only really seem to test pattern recognition and mental arithmetic. So the results of the test only come out when I want to show off or make a point. Er... so about 50 times a day then...
And I don't think it's fair to wish death on the student canteen. The food may be apallingly bad, but death is a bit extreme!