The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Sweeeeet. We like pointless stats. I can already see how many views the JDBB gets per day and stuff like that like this:
Which is kinda cool (I wonder - since I've just copies and pasted the graphs from the control panel, they might update as we go, in which case you'll all be able to see what I see just by referring to this thread!).
Sadly, I can't download the keystroke thingie to my work PC. I can assure you though, that in the course of all my hard work this morning, I have done at least a zillion keystrokes and 16,000 left-clicks.