The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
She is at a special needs school though, so without more details I'd say it's a hard one to call. What if she only has a mental age of say 6? Still madness?
Agreed. I was at boarding school til the age of 18 (not a special needs one...), and we were housed at opposite ends of the school in different buildings, patrolled by irate matrons. Rooms next door to the boys??
Well... you know. All that running up corridors, getting shot. Dying. You seem so good at it. Boarding school seems the perfect place to develop that particular skill!
