The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm a little disappointed by the lack of take up on the UA Jammie Dodger Poem competition. Only Katie and myself have entered (and we're the best, I might add). Get your *rses in gear, boys and girls! Let's show the world that we are the true masters of the Jammie Dodger
Unfortunately my genius doesnt stretch to writing poems or i would also enter the competition - there is a free packet of JDs up for grabs after all!
Im afraid that im not very musically minded - there is a reason i studied an engineering degree - although i am an excellent creator of fiction (my time sheets could win an award! ) in the story type sense of the genre - not story in verse.
) in the story type sense of the genre - not story in verse.
